It’s a brand new year and that usually means exciting opportunities, a fresh set of goals and, best of all, more entertaining Vampire Diaries season 3 episodes to occupy our Thursday nights! Brace yourselves, fellow TVD viewers, because this week’s episode, “The New Deal” is going to be full of intense surprises — from Stefan Salvatore getting down with his bad Ripper self to Jeremy Gilbert growing better acquainted with a crossbow weaponry, the action will be non-stop!
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But wait! What’s this?! Why are fangy enemies Damon Salvatore and Klaus enjoying a bourbon-filled afternoon together? Aren’t they supposed to be throwing punches and trying to stake one another? Well, YOU tell us. FORGET what you delicious Vampire Diaries season 3 spoilers you may already know about this unsettling moment and leave your most bloody brilliant caption in the comments.
Our team of TVD experts will select the most L-M-A-O bite-sized quip and announce the winner on Friday. The winner will get his her caption added to the photo above…which will be immortalized on Facebook for all the world to see and in our Vampire Diaries caption contest gallery! Best of luck!
Are you sure I can’t offer you a glass of O negative with a vivane chaser?
Damon: I’m gonna win this starring contest ’cause my shirt is tighter than yours.
Klaus: Yeah, well my belt buckle is bigger pretty boy!
Klaus: Don’t know if it’s me or the liquer, but have your eyes always been that deep blue…..
Damon: Just because I’m drunk doesn’t mean you can compel me. I only date women.
Klaus: how about you tell me where stefan and my coffins are and I won’t kill you
Damon:how about we don’t go into that all I wil kill you nonsense and just have a vampire to hybrid conversation
Klause: Bro what happened last night?
Damon: I dont know perhaps we should ask your coffins.
How many episodes does season 3 have?
Klause:Appeared a new type, it is not a vampire, werewolf or hybrid. What the fuck are they?
Damon:Maybe they are teletubbies.
Klause:You are not funny.
Klaus: What are you doing here?
Damon: Isn’t this is where they’re doing the vampire speed dating thing?
Damon: So, you’re attending support group meetings for those with Daddy issues, now?
Klaus: At least my father didn’t kill me.
Damon: It wasn’t for lack of trying.
Klaus: Just because I am having a drink with you doesn’t mean I like you…great scotch by the way.
Klaus: i need to make more hybrids
Damon: no way im not letting u use her as a blood bank
Klaus: i dont care
Damon:GRRR…..staring contest ?!?!
Klaus:i always win
Damon:*claps in klauses face* ha i win
Klaus: CHEATER
Klause and Damon determining Elanas future with a staring contest !
Klaus: Why are we having drinks? shouldn’t you be out with Elena and Stefan looking for a way to kill me?
Damon: in good time (smirk) for now I’ll be enjoying my whiskey
Klaus: ah, it is good whiskey… you know if you do try to kill me and you fail, I will make your life hell
Damon: my life is already hell the longer you and Stefan are still here keeping me from my Princess of Darkness.