Haiku Recap for The Vampire Diaries Season 2, Episode 22: "As I Lay Dying"

Photo Credit: The CW

First, let’s hear it for Damon making it out of season 2 ALIVE.  (Hooray!) Second, let’s cry our hearts out about Klaus forcing Stefan to embrace the dark side. (Nooo!) We’re emotionally wrecked over the events that transpired on last night’s “As I Lay Dying.” Ahh–what more can we do but praise @kevwilliamson and @julieplec, and channel the rest of our passion, bewilderment and suffering into poetry, the art of pain! Here goes!

The Vampire Diaries Ep. 222: “As I Lay Dying” Haiku Recap:

1. Damon asks E to

forgive. She’s not ready, he

says, “Take your time.” Aww!

2. Damon hates his gross

scar! attempts suicide. Phew–

Stef to the rescue!

3. Klaus earns some street cred:

Kills Elijah. Cuts Kat. Gets

Stefan crunk on blood.

4. Lock your doors! Sheriff’s

on a stake-out. Aims for Da-

mon, shoots little Jer.

5. Bonnie begs Em for

help. We’d be feeling her pain

too but yuck–nose bleed!

6. Wipe those tears, BonJer

still lives. (Thanks, Em.) Beware the

consequences though.

7. Sheriff feels guilty

Caroline says have no fear, mom.

Forbes women unite!

8. Elena tends to

Damon. He bites, she kisses

softly. HOT! More please?

9. Klaus has a vamp crush

on Stefan, runs off with him.

Don’t hate, Elena!

10. Jeremy feels weird.

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past got your

tongue, son? Freaky sh*t.

So many intense moments in “As I Lay Dying.” Which shocker rocked your world? Let’s discuss! (Bonus points for haiku comments!)

COMMENTS

  1. Michaela Mcfarland Said:

    Its all so awesome ad it leaves me wanting more

Leave a Reply

*

*

Characters Remaining


Top