This week’s Vampire Bait title goes out to a very special (dearly departed) man. He was a born leader who helped inspire a national revolution. He was a passionate fighter — a good-doer who aimed to eradicate moral and constitutional injustices. He respected the law and promoted economic and financial modernization in this country. Oh, and did we mention that he could whittle a stake and plunge it into the nearest fanged creature faster than Alaric Saltzman ever could? So, honor of 2012 Presidents Day and all of his evil-banishing achievements, it is with great privilege that we present this week’s prestigious Vampire Bait award to none other than….
Photo Credit: Century Fox
Abraham Lincoln!
Not only was Honest Abe an efficient logger, the 16th President of the United States, and the “great emancipator” — he was also, according to Century Fox, a bad-ass mofo who enjoyed kicking major vampire booty (like some bearded hybrid version of Buffy Summers and Blade). Highly-esteemed presidente by day, fearsome slayer by night — it sounds like Big A led a rather adventurous life! (Feel free to call him Former President Lincoln …or Railsplitter if you’re nasty.)
Watch the preview trailer for Tim Burton’s Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter below and prepare to be left astounded by his terrifying prowess and mind-blowing staking skills:
