Vampire Bait of the Week: How To Rock Star Max Schneider

It’s that time of the week again, fellow Vampire Diaries fans — you know, the one where we gather around the table, sip wine, and chat about the finer things in life such as which handsome Hollywood fellas we’d love to sink our teeth into. And this week’sVampire Bait honoree is 100% hottie approved. Meet Max Schneider, our latest obsession!

Photo Credit: Steven Klein for Dolce and Gabbana

Photo Credit: Steven Klein for Dolce and Gabbana

Photo Credit: How To Rock

Photo Credit: Steven Klein for Dolce and Gabbana

Max Schneider is one of those quadruple threat sensations you just can’t get enough of! He’s appeared in a sexy campaign with Madonna for Dolce and Gabbana. He makes teen hearts skip a couple of beats faster with his suave moves on How To Rock. And when he’s not dancing, acting or brooding it up as a model, you’ll probably find Max crooning a sweet melody or two while strumming his ukelele.

As though we needed another reason to crush on him, he had to go ahead and say this: “I would love to be a vampire. Vampires are hot! Female, male vampires…they’re just so hot!” And if that’s not enough to make you swoon, he went on to rave about TVD: “I’ve watched Vampire Diaries. It’s a great show and everybody’s hot on it!”

Well, we can definitely picture this mysterious, James Franco look-alike cruising into Mystic Falls as someone’s attractive cousin or younger brother. Maybe he could play one of Jeremy Gilbert’s ski bum friends pals from Colorado who drops by for a visit? Who knows! What we do know though is that Max Schneider rocks…and that’s why he’s our ‘Vampire Bait’ of the week!

On a scale of one to ten, how many fangs would you give Max Schneider? Tell us below and feel free to nominate a hot guy for next week’s feature!


  1. jas Said:

    ten! :) of course! i would LOVE to see him in vampire diaries! :)

  2. amanda schneider Said:

    He should TOTALLY be in vampire diaries he would completly fit in. OMG i would die if he was in the vampire diaries.

  3. Anonymous Said:

    ew he is soo gross, terrible body, girly voice, badly defined face.
    how bad can you be please max just go you look worse than lil wayne

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