Have you heard the great news? A luxurious ball is making its way to Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 14, and everyone’s fluttering about with excitement (and quite bit of fear). All the lovely ladies are slipping on their most luscious gowns and those fangy fellas are donning their spiffiest suits. It’s going to be most spectacular (and perhaps most dangerous) gala to ever hit pretty little Mystic Falls!

We know that we’ll relish every moment of Klaus’ fairy tale ball and can’t wait to hit up this extravagant event! However, certain attendees don’t seem overly enthusiastic. Naturally, that spells for fun for us so we asked you all to submit your most hilarious captions for this week’s edition of “Bite-sized Quips” — a priceless Kodak moment featuring Damon Salvatore in a moment of dashing insanity intensity! Check below to find out who won and to enjoy a good laugh or two over the brilliant one-liners you all submitted a la the Vampire Diaries Facebook page!

And without further ado…congratulations to Zainab Sharif! You are the fifth 2012 participant to make it into the TVD Caption Contest Hall of Fame, and your winning entry has been announced on Facebook!

Photo Credit: The Vampire Diaries / The CW

Here are ten additional captions to enjoy:

1. “So, we got a pack of originals and a powerful witch to deal with….I need a drink” –  Mathieu McDougall
2. ‎”I’m feeling a Clark Kent moment coming on…” – Sophie Price
3. “I told Klaus not to put up so many lights!” – Kim Vickery
4. “Must. Restrain. Showing. My. Love. For. Her.” – Autumn Rae
5. ‎”ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NOBODY LEAVES ME OUT OF A FOUNDER’S PARTY!” – Patt James
6. “Elijah you better NOT be hitting on Elena…!” –  Brianna Carbrey
7. “How did I end up in a Christmas tree farm, in February no less?” – Ashley N Chad Coy
8. “These lights are way too twilight prom for me.” – Valerie West Morris
9. “Come on Klaus, I just wanted to kiss your mom!” – Karen Rayno Smith
10. “My song request was Kanye West not Taylor Swift, Dick!” – Christel Snow Brazier McMackin

Which bite-sized quip submission for “Dangerous Liaisons” is your favorite? Tell us below and keep an eye for an all new caption contest for Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 15!